When was the last time you sat behind the wheel of something fast and thought about the carbon fiber weave, the angle of the intake manifold, the gram count of every bolt? You didn't. You just drove it. Someone did the boring work so you could have that moment. That's what BoringTek does for your business.
9Industries served commodities, real estate, food, ecom
0SaaS subscriptions locked into our builds
15minFree process audit no pitch, no obligation
The analogy
Nobody asks the engineer about the carbon fiber. They just want the drive.
What you see
A business that runs smooth. Quotes go out in seconds. Leads route themselves. Reports show up on Mondays. Inventory ties out. The team moves fast without thinking about the plumbing.
That's the supercar feeling. Foot down, no friction, full grip. You're not thinking about the suspension geometry. You're driving.
What we do
Every wire. Every bracket. The angle of the intake. The gram count on each bolt. The exact weave of the carbon fiber. The thousand decisions you'll never see, made the way an engineer would make them.
Boring work. Granular work. The work nobody wants to hear about at a dinner party. The work that makes the drive feel like nothing.
The promise
"You drive. We do every boring thing behind the dashboard. That's the deal."
Under the hood
Four engine bays. One driving experience.
Every supercar has the same anatomy underneath: powertrain, chassis, electronics, aerodynamics. Your business runs on a parallel set of systems. We engineer all four so the cockpit just works.
The frame. Astro + Cloudflare builds: RFQ flows, price calculators, multilingual delivery, compliance gating. Light, fast, holds the road.
03 / Wiring
WordPress & integrations
The harness. Anti-spam plugins, form parsers, Workers micro-APIs, BigQuery pipelines. Every signal where it needs to go, nothing crossed.
04 / Telemetry
AI workflows
The brain. Multi-agent content systems, inbox extractors, document generators. Human review built in. Learning, but never autonomous.
From garage to road
Four steps. The test drive is free.
Bring us your business. We spend fifteen minutes under the hood, tell you what we'd build, what it would cost, and how it would change the drive. No pitch. Nothing sold on the call.
Step 01
Free
Test drive
Fifteen minutes. We open the bonnet on one process and tell you what we'd swap, what we'd rebuild, and what the new drive feels like. No obligation, no pitch.
Step 02
7-21 days
Assembly
Fixed price, scope, and delivery date. We build in the workshop with you in the room, two check-ins a week, every part specified before we cut metal.
Step 03
30 days
Dyno tuning
The build is not the end. Your team drives the tool for thirty days. We adjust the mapping, refine the curves, fix anything that vibrates.
Step 04
Forever
Keys handed over
All code, data, credentials, docs. No retainer, no subscription, no lock-in. The car is yours. Drive it as long as you want.
The engine bay · 16 builds
Sixteen engines. On the dyno. Click any card.
Each one was built for a customer who wanted a smoother drive. Names withheld unless cleared to share. Click a card to lift the bonnet. Every demo is interactive.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/leads-db
L
Lead Database — Master
FileEditViewInsertFormatDataTools
All Leads
Beira
Dar es Salaam
Iran
+ Add
Name
Company
Email
Country
Volume (MT)
Score
Last contact
1
Frank Ntwari
MOCELL Trading
frank@mocell.rw
Rwanda
800
A
2025-11-03
2
D.G. Hughes
DSM Imports
dgh@dsmim.co.tz
Tanzania
500
A
2025-09-22
3
Julius Mbaraga
Mbaraga & Sons
julius@mbaraga.cd
DRC
1,200
A
2026-02-14
4
Fred Zaziski
Astra Commodities
fred@astra-c.com
Tanzania
200
B
2024-07-18
5
Rania Galaeldin
RRS International
rania@rrs-intl.sd
Sudan
320
B
2024-11-29
6
Ahmed Hassan
Petrachem Inv.
ahassan@petrachem.iq
Iraq
450
C
2023-04-11
7
Houzefa Fidaly
Maison Fidaly
h.fidaly@fidaly.mg
Madagascar
150
D
2019-08-02
Spreadsheet
01
Inbox to lead database
Sweeps full Gmail history into a scored, deduplicated leads sheet. Parses signatures, dedupes by email, tags by country, volume, and recency.
247 contacts recovered in one deployment
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docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/rate-monitor
R
Freight Rate Monitor — Multi-Origin
📧 Send digest⟳ Refresh📊 Summary
Summary
Pakistan
India
Thailand
Malaysia
Destination
FCL 20'
FCL 40'
Δ Week
Δ Month
Flag
1
Mombasa
$1,425
$2,650
+8.2%
+14.1%
🔥 Biggest mover
2
Dar es Salaam
$1,380
$2,580
+5.4%
+9.8%
⚠ Rising
3
Jebel Ali
$890
$1,640
+0.5%
-2.1%
— Stable
4
Umm Qasr
$1,120
$2,050
-3.8%
-5.2%
✓ Falling
5
Bandar Abbas
$1,250
$2,300
+2.1%
+4.7%
— Stable
6
Hodeidah
$1,580
$2,920
+11.3%
+18.6%
🔥 Biggest mover
7
Aqaba
$1,180
$2,180
+1.2%
+3.4%
— Stable
Spreadsheet
02
Multi-source rate monitor
Origin tabs for sourcing decisions. One click sends a digest email with biggest movers, origin spread, cutoff urgency, weekly rollup.
3 days decision lag dropped to 30 minutes
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docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/petty-cash
P
Petty Cash — April 2026
+ New entry📷 Attach receipt📊 Close month📧 Email summary
April
March
February
Summary
Date
Description
In
Out
Balance
Receipt
1
Apr 01
Opening balance
$2,000.00
—
$2,000.00
—
2
Apr 02
Office supplies — Staedtler
—
$87.50
$1,912.50
📎
3
Apr 05
Courier — DHL outbound
—
$145.00
$1,767.50
📎
4
Apr 08
Team lunch — client visit
—
$220.00
$1,547.50
📎
5
Apr 12
Reimbursement — driver fuel
$300.00
—
$1,847.50
—
6
Apr 15
Stationery — printer cartridges
—
$340.00
$1,507.50
📎
7
Apr 18
Customs broker — paperwork
—
$260.00
$1,247.50
📎
Spreadsheet
03
Petty cash manager
Running balance, monthly close-outs, receipt photos auto-uploaded to Drive, approval workflow. Built for office managers tracking this in notebooks.
5 min monthly close instead of full-day reconciliation
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docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/mail-merge
M
Mail Merge — Africa Outreach Q2
Contacts (147 rows)
NameCompanyLangPort
Frank NtwariMOCELLENKigali
Houzefa F.Maison F.FRMahajanga
Carlos MendesBeira Imp.PTBeira
Khurshid B.BakhresaENDar es S.
Rania G.RRS IntlARPort Sudan
D.G. HughesDSM Imp.ENDar es S.
Julius M.MbaragaFRMatadi
Email preview — Portuguese template
To: carlos@beira-imp.mz
Subject: Cotação CNF {{port}} — Arroz Basmati 2026
Caro {{name}},
Esperamos que esteja bem na {{company}}.
Estamos a oferecer arroz basmati 1121 Steam para {{port}} a USD 1,180/MT CNF para o mês de Maio.
Aguardamos o seu interesse.
Cumprimentos, Omair
Spreadsheet
04
Mail merge with language branching
Template variables, language-specific branching (Portuguese for Beira, French for West Africa, Arabic for MENA), Gmail draft batch creation with sender personalization.
4 langs handled in one sheet, batched send
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script.google.com/macros/inventory
Inventory Dashboard
+ New SKU
SKU11-001
SKU11-001
1121 Steam · 50kg
PP Bag240 units
SKU11-002
SKU11-002
Golden Sella · 25kg
Jute Bag680 units
SKU11-003
SKU11-003
Raw White · 50kg
PP Bag125 units
SKU11-004
SKU11-004
Pink Salt · 1kg
Carton2,400 units
SKU11-005
SKU11-005
Hulled Sesame
Bulk MT38 MT
SKU11-006
SKU11-006
Yellow Maize
Bulk MT125 MT
Spreadsheet
05
Inventory dashboard with photo cards
SKU auto-numbering, config tab dropdowns, image upload to Drive, edit/delete with confirmation, Bootstrap 5 web view layer over the Sheet.
Drive-native no separate database, photos versioned
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script.google.com/macros/sales-pipeline
Q
Quote Manager — Q2 2026
New4
Heggazi Kuwait
~$84k · Basmati
Bakhresa TZ
~$120k · Mixed
MOCELL RW
~$72k · Sella
Quoted5
Steadfast UAE
$96k · 25% bkn
Petrachem IQ
$140k · Steam
Maison Fidaly
$45k · Raw white
Negotiating3
DSM Imports
$108k · LC terms
Astra Comm.
$62k · CIF
LC Opened2
RRS Sudan
$95k · Confirmed
Mbaraga DRC
$210k · 70/30
Won7
Virago Intl
$78k · Shipped
Beira Imp.
$112k · Loaded
Spreadsheet
06
Quote manager & sales pipeline
Contact log, deal stages, follow-up reminders pegged to typical sales cycle, weekly pipeline email summarising movement against quota.
$0 recurring software cost, no vendor lock-in
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acme-basmati.com
ACME Basmati
ProductsOriginCertificationsCompare
Request quote
Premium 1121 Basmati · Pakistan Origin
The specialist source for 1121 basmati from Pakistan.
FOB Karachi to 50+ countries. Hafizabad-grown, mill-graded, spec-disciplined for Gulf and Iraqi buyers.
Request quoteCompare grades →
1121 STEAM
1121 Steam Basmati
8.4mm · 11% moisture · 25kg PP
GOLDEN SELLA
1121 Golden Sella
8.4mm · parboiled · 50kg PP
RAW WHITE
1121 Raw White
8.2mm · 13% moisture · jute
Web platform
07
Single-variety B2B export microsite
Astro 4 + Cloudflare Pages. 35+ pages, RFQ flow with lead scoring, multilingual, country compliance blocks, pricing sync from Sheets.
<800ms page load, 100 Lighthouse target
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acme-wholesale.com/order-builder
Build your wholesale order
LCL or FCL · DDP, CNF, FOB · WhatsApp submission
LCL20' FCL40' FCL
510152025
FOBCNFCIFDDP
MombasaDar es S.Beira
Your order
1 × 20' FCL · 18 MT$11,250
Freight to Dar es Salaam$1,380
Insurance (CNF)—
Total CNF$12,630
📱 Send via WhatsApp
Web platform
08
Specialty consumer wholesale platform
Astro + Cloudflare. Order builder with LCL minimums, FCL toggle, DDP and CNF pricing logic, WhatsApp structured submission. 8 verified certifications.
80% of inquiries arrive fully specified
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acme-rice.com/calculator
Quote calculator
FOB Karachi + freight + insurance = CNF your port
25% Broken Rice
Mombasa, Kenya
1 × 20' FCL (18 MT)
CNF
FOB Karachi · 18 MT × $385$6,930
Ocean freight to Mombasa$1,425
Documentation$45
CNF Mombasa$8,400
Web platform
09
Country-by-country pricing calculator
Embedded calculator on B2B export site. 13 destination country pages, FOB + freight + CNF math, email quote delivery, all driven from one Sheets source.
2 × 20' FCL minimum. LC at sight or 30/70 TT. Documentation handled. Shipments cleared at Mombasa within 7 days.
★ Trusted by 17 Mombasa-based importers
Current FCL pricing — CNF Mombasa
ProductGrade20' FCL
1121 Basmati SteamPremium$22,140Inquire
Broken Rice 25%Standard$8,400Inquire
Broken Rice 100%Animal feed$5,940Inquire
Golden SellaPremium$18,720Inquire
Web platform
10
Supplier-first East Africa B2B site
Mombasa-targeted importer site. Container-level pricing in USD per MT, FOB and CNF Mombasa, lead capture optimized for the regional buying pattern.
Mombasa-first container math, region-specific
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premium-domain.com
★ Premium domain for sale
premium-domain.com
$888,888
One-time. Negotiable for lease-to-own structures.
60-month lease-to-own · $14,815/mo
Email the sellerWhatsApp
Web platform
11
Premium domain sale infrastructure
Static landing on Cloudflare Pages for a high-six-figure single-asset sale. Container-math pitch framework, lease-to-own structure, outbound outreach automation.
60 months lease-to-own model documented
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sa.acme-salt.com
Acme Salt KSA
ENالعربية· SAR
PINK SALT 1KG
ملح هيمالايا الوردي · 1kg
SAR 24.00
PINK SALT 500G
ملح هيمالايا · 500g
SAR 14.50
PINK SALT BULK
ملح بكميات كبيرة · 5kg
SAR 89.00
Web platform
12
Multi-market Shopify configuration
Saudi Arabia subdomain on Shopify Markets. DNS, SAR currency, Arabic localization, soft geo-redirection via built-in location suggestion. Country compliance.
SAR-native Arabic UX, no plugins
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acme-rice.com
Acme Rice. Karachi. Established 1962.
Pakistani rice exported to 41 countries. Long-grain non-basmati, basmati, and broken rice in 25kg and 50kg bags. FOB Karachi or CNF your port.
Products
1121 Basmati, Super Kernel, PK-386, Broken Rice 5/25/100%, Golden Sella.
Capacity
150 MT/day milling. 4,000+ buyers. 60-year operating history.
Contact
exports@acme-rice.com +92 21 XXXX XXXX WhatsApp available
Web platform
13
Static B2B export site
Plain HTML for a 7-page commodity site. No build step, no framework, no JS. Cloudflare Pages, contact form via Workers + MailChannels.
<100KB page weight, zero JavaScript
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wp-admin/options-general.php?page=cf7-antispam
WordPress
Dashboard
Posts
Media
Pages
Comments
Contact
CF7 Anti-Spam
Plugins
Settings
CF7 Anti-Spam Shield
Server-side protection · No captcha · v2.0.0
1,247
Spam blocked this week
98%
Reduction vs. baseline
0
Captchas shown to users
Protection layers
Honeypot field
Server-side signed token
Time gate (min 3 seconds)
IP rate limiting (10/hr)
Plumbing
14
WordPress CF7 anti-spam plugin
Server-side signed token + honeypot + time gate + IP rate limiting. No captcha, no fingerprinting, no third-party service calls. Cache-safe by design.
98% spam reduction, zero user friction
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script.google.com/macros/form-parser
Form-to-Sheet pipeline
📝
CF7 Form
WordPress site
→
⚡
Apps Script
Webhook
→
📊
Google Sheet
Leads tab
Webhook URL
https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycb.../exec
Email notification on submit
sales@acme-rice.com (formatted HTML)
Plumbing
15
Web form to sheet parser
Direct CF7-to-Sheets webhook via Apps Script. Maps form fields to columns, auto-formats, triggers email notifications. No Zapier subscription required.
$0/mo replaces $20-50/mo Zapier line
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acme-data.ae/transactions
Property transactions · Dubai
📅 Last 30 days ▾
RefPropertyPrice (AED)Area (sqft)Details
TX-104832Apt 1402, Burj Vista Tower 1, Downtown2,850,0001,140✓ Open
TX-104829Villa 24, Emirates Hills, Sector E18,500,0009,800✓ Open
TX-104828XXXXX XXX, XXXXX XXXX, XX XXXXX,XXX,XXXX,XXXUnlock · AED 25
AI & Data
16
MENA property data marketplace backend
BigQuery architecture for government property transaction data. Ingestion, normalisation, dedupe, freemium unlock at AED 25 per detailed record, full audit trail.
AED 25 per-record unlock, sustainable margin
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Category
Title
Description
—
Reference pricing
Public. Fixed. Itemised.
Below is what builds typically cost. We share it upfront so you know what's on the other side of the audit. The audit itself is free. Nothing is quoted until we've talked through your process.
Lane 01 · Sheets
From $797
Spreadsheet automation. CRMs, rate monitors, inventory, document builders, lead extractors. 7-14 day delivery up to $1,997.
Lane 02 · Web · most demand
From $1,497
Astro + Cloudflare builds. Single-page through multi-market configurators. 10-21 day delivery up to $4,497.
Lane 03 · Plumbing
From $797
WordPress hardening, form parsers, Workers, BigQuery. 5-30 day delivery. BigQuery scoped from $2,997.
Fixed Public prices, no negotiation
Owned All code & data handed to you
Guaranteed Late delivery = free build
Worldwide One rate card globally
Fifteen-minute test drive. Free. No sales pitch.
Bring us the part of your business that feels heavy on the wheel. We'll tell you what to rebuild, what to leave alone, and what the new drive would feel like. If we're not the right shop for it, we'll point you to someone who is.
boringtek · cal.com/boringtek · hello@boringtek.com · response within 1 business day
Or send a message instead
Questions we get on the call
Six questions. Honest answers.
What does "we hand over all code, all data" actually mean?
At the end of the build we transfer the entire codebase, all credentials, all third-party accounts, and the data in whatever format you want (Sheet, CSV, database export). You can fire us tomorrow and the tool keeps running. No retainer, no subscription, no lock-in.
Why fixed price instead of hourly?
Fixed price aligns our incentives with yours. We get paid for the result, not the hours. If a build takes us longer than estimated, that is our problem to solve, not your invoice to absorb. Public pricing also means no haggling and no surprise quotes.
What if you deliver late?
The build is free. We commit to a delivery date during the test drive, and that date goes into the contract. If we miss it, you keep the build and we eat the cost. This rule has shaped every commitment we have ever made.
Who is this for?
B2B operators in commodities, real estate, food, and ecommerce who run businesses doing $1M to $50M in annual revenue. You have a process that feels heavy on the wheel. SaaS does not fit. A retainer agency is too expensive for one job. We build the one tool, hand it over, and leave.
What about ongoing changes after handover?
If you want us back for additional work, we quote it as a new fixed-price build. You can also hire any developer to maintain the code, because we use boring, well-documented stacks (Google Sheets, Apps Script, Astro, Cloudflare, plain WordPress). No proprietary frameworks, no exotic dependencies.
How does the free 15-minute audit work?
You book a slot on cal.com/boringtek. We open the bonnet on one process you describe. By the end of the call you know: what we would build, what it would cost, how long it would take, and whether we are the right shop for it. No pitch on the call. Nothing sold.
